The No No Couch

I think that if for some reason the bean didn't make it through advance training she could go in to police work. Detective Bean - has a nice ring to it doesn't it. We have been dog owners for 14 years so we figured we knew how to puppy proof a house - wholey moley were we wrong. We have a couch in our bedroom that I used to sit on an read; however, it has now become the No No Couch. Pretty much everything that wasn't nailed down has been found by the bean. We used to keep a suitcase under the bed (isn't that where you are supposed to keep suitcases?) she pulled it out by the handle. I had a bag of well more bags behind the couch she found it. She even squeezed her fat little puppy body under the treadmill and pulled out my ankle weights. Now I hadn't seen those things in so long I almost forgot we had them, but still she found them and pulled them out. So in response to this and the fact that we have NO storage space, we stacked everything on the couch. It has become quite the topic of discussion around here.

Just to further illustrate her powers of finding the bad guy somehow she got a DVD out of the Nintendo Wii. Seriously. My fat finger can barely find the eject button, but not only did she hit it somehow, when the $50 disk came out she identified its value and rescued it from the evil wii machine. Dave found her running around with it in her mouth. She slayed the evil mario (it was super mario galaxy) and rendered him absolutely dead. When I put it in the wii the screen went black and said "disk failed, remove disk, disconnect power, and consult wii manual." Yikes. Can you blame her? It was shinny and fun to chew on.